thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
ah yes, thank you, my body is covered in hives. a fun and flirty new look just in time for summer
synthinnati: First I practice my scales, then I fuck yo bitch
mandatoryupgrades: haha ok let me just put on my make-out playlist first.
itgoesonandon asked: looking forward to swimming to pakistan with you this summer. dont forget to buy us matching vineyard vines hats and confederate flag swimming caps
fakehighschoolboyfriend: a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as: “i never knew you wanted to join the military” “why are you getting married” “that’s an awful tattoo” “what am i doing for the rest of my life” “how will i afford deodorant in college” “why can’t i graduate already” “why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
oomshi: Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me
lets call each other cute and dismantle all the...
reblog if your existence as flesh is a nightmare...
cristobalite: petition to change the words to the pledge of allegiance to chris rock’s monologue from “blame game”
yeezytaughtme: love yourself like kanye loves himself believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a...– Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit Hitting the bullshit nail right on its head. Feminists don’t hate men, we hate the bullshit power structure that exists that allows men to take advantage of women rather than dealing with their emotions. (via teacheremmalee)
doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
Take a day to heal from the lies you’ve told yourself and the ones that have...– Maya Angelou (via creatingaquietmind)
borlax: a girl so cute that you have to defect the country
nprfandom: it is important to me to align myself with patriarchal western standards of beauty because as long as i’m going to be a shell of a human i might as well be a pretty shell
whelp i’ve got my two hardest exams tomorrow and i’m gonna be okay. i got this. i’m gonna spend tonight studying as hard as i’ve ever studied anything but i’m gonna take care of myself too, gonna remember to feed myself healthy things with vegetables in them and drink some water instead of just coffee and gonna get a good night’s sleep to make up for the...
currently on my shit list my english teacher the college board north carolina virtual public schools every single british romantic poet myself
korra: Hey boy ;) are you the result obtained by adding several quantities together and then dividing this total by the number of quantities? Because you’re average.
boywitch: cosmicam-amor: boywitch: why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u What?