i'm covered in fake blood because i just put...
this isn’t one of those things where you like make a fake sentence based on your birthday or the color of your underwear or whatever. this is a legit situation. i’m making a really crappy horror movie with a bunch of middle school kids because all my real friends abandoned me. seriously, like five of my best friends are all out of town this week. london, alabama, india, oregon, new...
There’s a party in my head and no one’s invited
oblique strategies - brian eno →
brian eno is my favorite part of the talking heads. i love how everything here is walking a really fine line between “what the fuck” and genius.
it’s so full of harry potter
Things that are very difficult:
adjectival: nursejoker, shotsofserotonin: Explaining what tumblr is Explaining humor you have picked up from Tumblr Explaining what a hipster is Licking your elbow Giving a cat a bath without being scratched to death Explaining why people are white, Karen.
It was many and many a year ago, In a kingdom by the sea, That a maiden there...– Edgar Allan Poe (via dylanzarate) (via twigthewonderkid) (via yourtongueiswine)
i'm going to paint a picture for you
late at night. i’m the only one up. blaring regina spektor. giant strawberries with nutella.
just deleted all the genres off my itunes
because everything said alternative (or classical). and i hate that term. it’s just such a lazy way of describing any kind of music that doesn’t play on the radio. and i figure that regina spektor and joy division and vampire weekend and bright eyes don’t sound anything at all like each other, so why should they be labeled as such? anyway. i’m really mad at my ipod. it...
It always smelled like it was raining outside, even if it wasn’t, and you were...– J.D. Salinger (via loveyourchaos)
youtube has a vuvuzela button
Padraic My Prince - Bright Eyes this is the best...
well fuck you, spellcheck
i’m using sentence fragments on purpose, you bitch.
this is the trailer for the amateur movie, vampire weekend, from which the band vampire weekend got its name. it’s pretty amazing.
i had a weird dream last night
i was in the museum of natural sciences and it was filled with cats and there was a statue of pocahontas talking to me and then driving around in a car giving milkshakes to homeless people
i dropped off two rolls of film to get developed, i ordered an adapter so i can shoot with 35mm film, and i’ve been lurking on ebay for expired film.