February 2011
“Volume can be obtained by direct measurement and calculation such as in this lab we measured the length of a side of a cube and then found the density by using the formula V=s^3.” “The curriculum in this class builds on each other.” these are honest-to-god sentences my chemistry teacher has actually used  all i’m sayin’ is there’s a reason she teaches...
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fucking microsoft excel why the fuck don’t you work
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i guess my psat results got sent out or whatever
gummybearsforbreakfast: because i’m getting a bunch of emails from colleges and it feels really weird to have all these options and not the slightest idea what to do with them. god, i am so unprepared for the future. oh my god me too the only thing is they’re all these tiny colleges out in the midwest and they all go something like  “Come make yourself a part of our vibrant...
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January 2011
nicolettefelice replied to your post:well i really want to watch that new bright eyes… watch it on mute? rehhhhhhh i’ll probably wait til i’ve listened to the album to watch the video christ two weeks is such a long time
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well i really want to watch that new bright eyes streaming album video but i am being a Good Fan and waiting until it’s released and i am le conflicted waaaaaaaahhhhhh
Jan 31st
“This is the story of America. Everybody’s doing what they think they’re supposed...”
– Jack Kerouac, On The Road (via ontheroadquotes)
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some days, i just give up on trying to make myself look like a normal and acceptable attractive human being today is one of those days
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internetcoolguy asked: I shaved my pubes into a heart this time
for you
Jan 31st
internetcoolguy asked: http://www.npr.org/2011/01/30/133278431/first-listen-bright-eyes-the-peoples-key?sc=fb&cc=fp
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Jan 31st
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Listenevilpascal: Prisoners - Regina Spektor
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marinatedinpiss replied to your post:I think my personality needs an intervention holy fuck are you me yes INCEPTION
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it’s taking every ounce of my willpower to not listen to the people’s key leak and i’m not even sure why i’m not it just seems vaguely wrong somehow
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itgoesonandon: Days like this make me wish I had my license. Forget your worries, hop in your car, put all the windows down, pick up a friend, and drive with no destination.   this forever
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I would like to apologize
to everyone who witnessed my tea-fueled emotional breakdown/serval spam/generally irresponsible blogging last night around midnight -1 am and to everyone who witnessed my use of the sentence “let me just take the midnight train to tumblr with my servals okay” and to the hundred or so people who are only following me because i did that funny thing with the sims that one time,...
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I think my personality needs an intervention
I’m kind of expecting all of my friends and family to trap me in a room and say “Beth. You’re a pretentious bitch and no one thinks you’re funny.” and then send me to rehab where I may have some hope of becoming a normal human who interacts with other normal humans normally
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I almost broke down into tears and screamed at the...
it was all “WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO TO PLEASE YOU GOOGLE. WHY CAN’T WE JUST MAKE THIS WORK. I AM SO GOOD AT SPELLING AND YOU ARE HURTING MY SELF ESTEEM” and that stupid red line would still be there and it put me under a lot of emotional stress WHATEVER HAVE SOME MORE SERVALS YOU BITCHES
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when did my blogge get so unquality i feel like it used to be awesome and now it’s a mixture of stupid text posts, conor oberst’s head photoshopped into odd situations, and my bizarre fixations on different things every other day (read: servals)
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can everyone just take a minute to appreciate how...
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I need to see you because I have your coat and you have my music and also you’re a pretty cool person and I haven’t seen you for like two weeks now and you are impossible to contact electronically and this is greatly distressing
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if leslie knope were a real politician i’d vote for her in a heartbeat
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on the other hand, what the fuck is actually going on on the cover of lifted? i mean, how would one even describe that lyrically? there’s like puppets in a tree and then on the ground are stuffed pigs or lions or something and the whole thing is painted on a burlap sack okay i retract my statement. maybe it’s a good thing lifted isn’t mentioned. the more i think about it the...
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sometimes i put on makeup before i get dressed, and if i use eyeliner, i usually end up drawing all over my entire body
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