November 2011
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i’m spending halloween reading my immortal with lindsey
October 2011
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mewls:
other girls think about makeup and boys but i think about the day cthulhu will awaken and rise up from the depths of the ocean
icelandstockexchange replied to your chat: me: like i don’t understand what they think…
because people are dumb
kyle is wise
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me: like i don't understand what they think they're getting out of this; are you suddenly going to be like YEAH I'M SELFLESS NOW YOU'VE INSPIRED A CHANGE OF HEART
olivia: lol yup I'M SUDDENLY GOING TO HAVE A SELF ESTEEM AND GIVE EVERYTHING I HAVE TO STARVING AFRICAN CHILDREN
me: BECOME GHANDI
OR SIDDARTHA
olivia: YES
I WILL BE SIDDHARTHA AND FUCK BITCHES
AND THEN ABANDON MY CHILDREN
AND COME BACK FOR THEM
AND MESS THEM UP
me: I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WHICH BECAUSE I HAVEN'T TAKEN WORLD HISTORY SINCE FRESHMAN YEAR AND I HAD MR. MAY IN 10TH GRADE SO I LEARNED NOTHING
DID SIDDHARTHA ACTUALLY DO THAT I KNOW NOTHING
olivia: YES HE DID
me: WHY ARE WE YELLING
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lindsey: cuddles are just the best thing in the world
me: the solution to every problem
lindsey: oh my god i feel like all you need to do is just introduce the idea of cuddles to anybody who is fighting
HEY ISRAEL, PALESTINE HAVE YOU CONSIDERED CUDDLING?
and they all just drop everything and go
.......no
........no we haven't
and they cuddle
me: and world peace is achieved flawless plan
lindsey: everybody cuddles russia for warmth and everybody cuddles africa and feeds them muffins so it's adorable and less faminey
schnurrbaerte-deactivated201201 asked: beth beth save me; it's cold and the internet is mean
i’m getting married on a goat farm
this is decided
this is set in stone
icelandstockexchange asked: what am i suppose to do
icelandstockexchange asked: correct
everyone on the internet is drunk
dammit
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if someone videotaped lindsey and me together it’d be like porn for people with a fetish for adorable things
and she wants to take me to a gay bar
gay bar
gay bar
i think lindsey is praying to conor oberst
gummybearsforbreakfast:
it cell s lie my haed is awrapped in something
jaraad samad, ladies and gentlemen
Anonymous asked: what does "sort of" gay mean? gay like in the way its used to insult people or gay like a dyke who wears flannel and ugly shoes or gay like a cherry chapstick katy perry kind of likes kissing girls but might still date a guy like me
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don’t talk to me while i’m reading don’t talk to me while i’m reading don’t talk to me while i’m reading don’t talk to me while i’m reading
don’t
talk
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beth calm down all of your problems are transient
all of your problems are transient
all of your problems are transient
beth calm the fuck down all of these stupid goddamn bullshit problems are transient
“Instead of candy, I give out quotes from Henry Clay’s speeches.”
– Schafer (via tablebythewindow)
kindlesong:
two teenage girls disappointed that animal collective didn’t play my girls when they went to see them this summer
and a partridge in a pear tree
gummybearsforbreakfast-deactiva asked: OH GOD THE SPIDER THING I'M CRYING
Actually the best thing ever →
frezned:
I can’t believe how great this is
lindsey: oh my god i just really want to make everyone happy
i want to just take a fraction of my happiness and ability to have perfect relationships and give that to people that never seem to have any
like the salvation army of cuddles and adorable romance
me: yes yes yes
lindsey: in this analogy i have all the pizza and i want to just give everybody some
oh wait is that sex
me: yes that was sex
lindsey: well whatever i'm a slut
icelandstockexchange replied to your post: kyle and olivia you’re making me sad stop it
what did i do
it’s not that you did anything per se
it’s sort of more that i’ve just been really really happy for a long time and it’s like unnerving to me that other people aren’t
and wheee narcissism but i’m also like upset by the idea that other people have problems...
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kyle and olivia you’re making me sad
stop it
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oh my god i wish relationships were as simple and fun for everyone else as they are for lindsey and me
i woke up so upset this morning and then it was like the universe looked down upon me and said “no let’s make that one have a good day today” and then from about 3:00 onward my life was a constant stream of happiness
in a related note why do none of my friends understand that they are nifty and fun and cool and likable and attractive
Jokes about Dorian Gray never get old.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-23) →
Bright Eyes (65)
The Mountain Goats (38)
Wolf Parade (37)
Simon & Garfunkel (37)
Sufjan Stevens (35)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
lamoreececita replied to your post: icelandstockexchange replied to your post: Beth…
THEY CAN FAKE IT
shut your whore mouth
you play an inferior instrument
just accept that fact and move on with your life
icelandstockexchange replied to your post: Beth get out of my life. Viola is wonderful and Cellos are jealous.
they are both awesome you guys calm down
kyle shut up you don’t have a dog in this fight and also you have no idea what you’re saying if you think violas are acceptable instruments
lamoreececita replied to your post: Beth get out of my life. Viola is wonderful and Cellos...
slick-bullshit asked: Beth get out of my life. Viola is wonderful and Cellos are jealous.
schnurrbaerte-deactivated201201 asked: Quick, what's your favorite Simon & Garfunkel song?
why do i ever do anything
i want to become a puddle
protip don’t listen to the mountain goats when you are even vaguely upset about anything because you will become sad and melodramatic and just generally bad feels
kyle threw bread at me this morning
it was nice
