December 2011
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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November 2011
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Nov 30th
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she just said the sentence “this outfit would probably attract a guy who was unemployed”
Nov 29th
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there’s some hipster bitch on what not to wear who just described herself as “quirky”
Nov 29th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-27) →
The Mountain Goats (221) The Hold Steady (81) Regina Spektor (78) Devendra Banhart (50) Broken Social Scene (40) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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vondell-swain: why do girls do all the stuff we may never know
Nov 29th
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the mountain goats = literally a perfect band
Nov 29th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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“I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via masochistmimes)
Nov 28th
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nothing is more terrifying than singing along with “no children” and finding that you sort of actually mean it a little oh god
Nov 28th
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“Now I am quietly waiting for the catastrophe of my personality to seem...”
– Frank O’Hara, Mayakovsky
Nov 27th
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schnurrbaerte-deactivated201201 asked: Noooo. Your life is magic. Come let me squishhug you. Everything will be fine
Nov 27th
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everything is dumb and gay wow
Nov 27th
mikkelbangmer: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put my tongue in your mouth
Nov 27th
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“My heart’s aflutter! I am standing in the bath tub”
– Frank O’Hara (via schnurrbaerte)
Nov 27th
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a;slkfj seriously you guys i am so upset and anxious right now and lindsey is seriously the best human being who could ever possibly have existed anywhere
Nov 27th
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me: god goddddddddddddddddddddd help this is the literal worst help me
lindsey: i don't know about lasers and my spirit isn't completely immortal...but yes. I'm a shapeshifting fox. you gotta problem with that?
me: help help help help help help help
god
i can't
lindsey: beth
i am a shapeshifting fox you got a problem with that
me: lindsey i know i say this a lot but you are literally the best thing that ever happened to me
Nov 27th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 25th
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tommilsom: so you know when women get a little ratty and hormonal around their time of the month  why does nobody call that period drama
Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 24th
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my house is full of toddlers help
Nov 24th
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things i am thankful for:
andrewmcclain: onehundreddollars: thoughtsontmg: programmedcelldeath: John Darnielle #there’s a turkey in the basement #how did the turkey get there #I am going to make it through this meal if it kills me #and the chicago cubs will beat every team in the league #and the tampa bay bucs will take it all the way to the top  #and i will eat food again  #i will eat food like i used to
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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i dislike thanksgiving
Nov 24th
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Listenschnurrbaerte: citrus - the hold steady
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-20) →
Animal Collective (57) Coldplay (51) Regina Spektor (47) Andrew Bird (35) Fleet Foxes (28) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 24th
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me: oh my god that picture is like...i don't know how to make myself look less attractive
lindsey: ur hawt id fuq u in dat
me: BUT IT'S SO TIGHT THOUGH HOW
lindsey: u aint gotta take ur panties off just move em 2 da side
Nov 24th
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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NO WAIT I CAN SEE R-RATED MOVIES NOW LEGALLY THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
Nov 24th
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shit i’m going to be 17 in like a week wow there is literally nothing i get to do at 17 that i couldn’t do at 16 
Nov 24th
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god freshman year was like broken social scene & regina spektor & the strokes & the shins and oh my god so much ok go
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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oh my god i was driving my brother’s car and i found a cake CD i gave him when i was a freshman and it catapulted me into a wave of nostalgia for my tastes in music from around age 14-15 cake is such a fun band oh my god i just want to like have a dance party with nothing but cake
Nov 24th
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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latin america pretty much caused 9/11 i mean they’re all brown people right
Nov 23rd
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oh my god i don’t understand any of their foreign policies except ron paul just why do we need to be nation building why are we special why should we fix the world’s problems please cut out this city on a hill bullshit
Nov 23rd
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an asian century
Nov 23rd
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“el kayda”
– ron paul
Nov 23rd
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“herman cain, you may not know this, but….” you can fill that in with literally anything “herman cain, you may not know this, but sex makes babies” “herman cain, you may not know this, but oranges are usually considered a fruit” “herman cain, you may not know this, but britney spears is a popular recording artist”
Nov 23rd
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Nov 22nd
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