I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh...– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
holy shit i’m going to see jeff mangum tomorrow
I would like to watch you sleeping, which may not happen. I would like to...– Margaret Atwood, “Variation On The Word Sleep” (via paisleyadams)
Fitzgerald looked prettier in a dress than I do.– my English teacher
Anonymous asked: i hope you realize that your teacher wasn't actually using gay as a slur, and that he was only quoting typical students. brush that chip off your shoulder, bro.
reginaholic: Be Like a Cloud by Regina Spektor...
the funniest (?) part was that this came in the midst of a lecture on respect y’know in that way that new teachers who are terrified and they take that terror out on your class with aggression like contextually it was something like “I grew up in a place where we value respect. So you will be respectful when you’re in my class. My biggest pet peeve is people talking while I...
my ap psych teacher jokingly used the word “gay” as a pejorative and i didn’t call him out on it because i know he didn’t mean it ~that way~ he’s just trying to relate to a bunch of teenagers he’s a new teacher subbing in for the actual, qualified teacher and he’s really nervous and he already thinks i hate him so why assert myself as the bitchy...
Writing like that makes me want to go to your house and kick your dog and tear...– my English teacher
If you can’t write clearly, you probably don’t think nearly as well as you think...– Kurt Vonnegut (via snarkin)
let’s all pause to remember that time in the eighth grade that lucas bond replaced the batteries in my calculator with beef jerky i was sitting in algebra I and it wouldn’t turn on and somehow i instinctively knew it was his doing and the teacher was staring at me and asked “what’s wrong” and i said very clearly “there’s beef jerky in my...
schnurrbaerte: i dislike nuances so much why can’t there be a commonly understood statement of intention e.g. “hi, i find you attractive and would like to bang you, but have no intention of seeing you again.” or “wow, we could be spectacular platonic friends” perhaps “oh, gosh, your personality is refreshing and you are overall marvelous. i would be most happy to date you” you know...
i’m not like, bummed out anyways? like on the scale of sad, 1 being...– lindsey
research is hard you guys i’m about to hit my head against a wall because i’ve been scouring the internet to find anyone even mildly reputable to tell me that illegal immigration in australia has increased since 1986 that seems like it’d be so simple to find
To claim that “God is love” testifies to this miracle. It points to the idea...– Peter Rollins (via azspot)
From a very young age we’re basically taught to think of racism and “anything...– feministdisney (via loveyourchaos)
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helldate: one time there was this guy who asked me out like 30 times and said he was in love with me and so i went out with him on one date and at the end he was like “my parents arent home wanna come over” and then he asked me to suck is dick and i said no and he pushed me to the ground and said “bitch i wasted so much time on you” and then he left and i was there by myself like wtf we’re like...
I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around...– John Green, Looking for Alaska (Skrillex Remix)
lindsey: for a minute i tried to spell that the gay way; "faerie" or w/e
me: i think that spelling is actually something we refer to as "british," not "gay"
so i was taking my ap english midterm and my teacher was like following all the rules so she wouldn’t let me have my chai latte until everyone was finished with the exam and it was basically tragic so i composed a poem for it and then analyzed it dear chai latte i need you i love you more than life itself come to me please
synecdoche: The Hold Steady - Massive Nights I...
Abortion Rates Are Higher In Countries Where... →
Abortion rates were lowest in Western Europe – 12 per 1,000 – and highest in Eastern Europe – 43 per 1,000. The rate in North America was 19 per 1,000. Sedgh said she and colleagues found a link between higher abortion rates and regions with more restrictive legislation, such as in Latin America and Africa. They also found that 95 to 97 percent of abortions in those regions were unsafe.
When someone with the authority of a teacher, say, describes the world and you...– Adrienne Rich, Invisibility in the Academe. (via fuckyeahlesbianliterature)
gummybearsforbreakfast-deactiva asked: "No i swear that isntg me someone legitimatel eants ur genitals PS MY LIFE WILL NEVER BE OTGHERTHR"... reminiscing.
slow-riot: “When you punish a person for dreaming his dream, don’t expect him to thank or forgive you. The best ever death metal band out of Denton will, in time, both outpace and outlive you. HAIL SATAN.”
A 19-year-old Marine has a very hard time reconciling the fact that it’s okay to...– Sebastian Junger (via azspot)
slick-bullshit asked: ahh you and lindsey are wonderful and adorable and i can't believe everybody did so well at the tournament! also, why is your trophy bigger....was that a mistake or...