i’ve sort of stopped eating this italian ice and have resorted to stabbing it in a disgruntled fashion
i don’t need affection i have pizza and american history
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wow i feel belligerent today somebody come fight me
The End Of The Christian Right →
Put simply, the Christian Right is getting old. According to the largest and most recent study we have of American religion and politics, by Robert D. Putnam and David E. Campbell, almost twice as many people 18 to 29 confess to no faith at all as adhere to evangelical Protestantism. Young people who have attended college, a growing percentage of the population, are more secular still....
the other day i had this epiphany that seems like it should’ve been obvious i’ve always sorta struggled with reconciling my feminism with the fact that i shave my legs? like it’s uncomfortable and time consuming and and am i just doing this to feel more attractive am i just trying to meet some societal norm am i just trying to check off another box in a series that will...
The difference between pornography and art is bodily hair!– Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater (via roseatemetallicblue)
[[MORE]]i’m kind of really happy with my body like very very very happy is this normal for a teenage girl should i call someone
Love is not all wine and roses. Sometimes it’s handcuffs and cheese.– Tim Minchin (via elfarmywrites)
Hey judge you can extend that point just like you can extend your dick for other...– Beth (via asterismprism)
I don’t care how much sex anyone has, how often they do it, or who they do it...– Charlie Glickman (If You Don’t Respect Sluts, You Don’t Respect Women)
i own a hair product called “straight sexy hair” and i can assure you the irony is not lost on me
I know you haven’t lived long enough to know this yet, but you REALLY don’t want...– Schafer (via asterismprism)
so i was sitting here feeling sad and pathetic and crying and then lindsey calls me and tells me to go outside and she and rodney are standing there and they have a cake with a cat on it this bitch brought me a cake and drew a cat on it c:
IF A POPULATION>10N THEN IT IS INDEPENDENT AND A POPULATION HAS A NORMAL DISTRIBUTION IF N>30 WHY THE FUCK CAN’T I REMEMBER THAT
obviously the best solution to that situation was to not say what i was actually thinking, cry myself to sleep and then wake up when nobody’s home and play the mountain goats and do AP statistics homework for several hours way to go beth really handled that one with suavity
Police Unleash Attack Dogs, Suspend Students for... →
A group of enterprising public school students in Maryland tried to stage a basic protest over poor conditions, including 40-person classes, bad food, and poor treatment of both teachers and students. In response, police brought attack dogs to the school and a number of students were suspended for what they call “thought crimes.”
sherlock-hound: i miss the generations when a guy had to ask a girl out by asking her parents, where a girl could just be beautiful in a tshirt, where bubonic plagues decimated villages across europe and left a third of the population dead. reblog if u agree
brandnewswastikas: Some girls are so cute that when you look at them you think, “Hey, there’s a cute girl.”
asterismprism: rita-lee replied to your post: rita-lee replied to your post: rita-lee replied to… And you’ll live with me in Iceland/New Zealand in a house made of bread with no cats and everything will be Rolos. sounds perfect. and I’ll go to unc for journalism and end up like erin burnett at CNN and everyone will love me because I don’t take any crap. and you’ll discover some major...
Okay so a sampling distribution is is like, you have 29347892873492384 trains....– lindsey, tutoring me in AP statistics
caesarindacoloseum: i see you stabbin my chest when i thought we were friends and im like et tu
rita-lee: elfarmywrites: asterismprism: rita-lee replied to your post: ]]> rita-lee replied to your post: ]]>… We’re all hypersexual. Sweatervests and bowties are major turn-ons, good rebuttals are basically invitations for sex, and I think we all know what the size of someone’s tub correlates to. all of this is accurate in every way. And my parents think I go to tournaments for...
SOMEONE HELP I’M REALLY DUMB I’M GONNA FUCK UP THESE CASES AND FUCK UP DURING SPEECHES AND WE’RE GONNA DROP TO GREEN HOPE OR SOMETHING I CAN’T DEBATE AND I CAN’T WRITE AND I’M A HELPLESS BLOB OF INADEQUACY