June 2012
i am dumb and gay
yolocaust
deathtowatermelons asked: So I was watching the introduction video for Secret Keeper Girl and I was looking at one of the ladies that talked at one of those "events" and my brain was just going "gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaaaaaaaaay" because she was legit the walking lesbian visual stereotype.
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Me: oh god i think i've like, crossed over from horny to sexually nostalgic
Beth: haha what that sounds like a cologne
Beth: the new fragrance
Beth: sexually nostalgic, by lindsey
damnsexycoat asked: So I tracked down the site that fashion test came from and one of the pages honest-to-god includes the phrase "Now get out there and gird up your loins, girlfriend!"
also i have the nagging feeling that the people who run that website would be the first to criticize hijabis
wow i’m on the rest of that website and it’s incredibly gross and weird and espousing this concept of “modesty” which
okay there’s seriously 100% nothing at all wrong with covering yourself if that’s what you want, but it totally defeats the purpose if you’re telling someone else to cover themself
the statement ”people will look at me how i want...
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lindsey: men's health says "Women need to warm up their feet and feel comfortable before they’re in the mood for sex, a 2003 European study found."
lindsey: um except for the part where i've had sex outdoors without shoes in snow
me: haha aren't you hardcore and special lindsey
lindsey: JUST SAYING
lindsey: MY FEET WERE RATHER COLD
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“God, who came up with this idea that girls on the pill love ~manly men~?...”
– lindsey
Watchslow-riot:
these are the things I decide to do with my time
terrifie:
Maps | Yeah Yeah Yeahs
wait, they...
slick-bullshit asked: look what the homosexuals have done to me
slow-riot:
Girls, did you know that, uh, your boobs are merely clumps of cells on the worldly prison that is your body. Breast tissue will mean nothing when you finally accept the true teachings of Asagot and ascend to the spectral plane.
“Ancient moon priestesses were called virgins. ‘Virgin’ meant not married, not...”
– Monica Sjoo and Barbara Mor, The Great Cosmic Mother - Rediscovering the Religion of the Earth (via rabbitinthemoon)
internetcoolguy asked: okay i hope you dont mind if i ask this but have you felt jealousy in the past? with past relationships or anything? ive been reading about open relationships recently and i think they're beautiful and seem so healthy but imagining myself in one, even with someone i'm -completely- honest and comfortable with, makes me sick because i'm so afraid of not being enough?ugh
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thoughts after a year in this relationship[[MORE]]
So this is Lindsey’s and my one-year anniversary.
Considering how happy we are together, it’s sort of incongruous that this time a year ago, when we first started dating, was actually a pretty fucking rough time for us. Suffice it to say, I guess, that all of the trouble in our relationship has been from external sources, and...
you can add “i’ll fist your nose” to the list of actual sentences i’ve actually said
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hideway:
A gaggle of kittens
reblog if these are your tabs at all times
as opposed to like, softcore anal fisting?
gentle, pleasant fisting
“i’m nothing without you” is a fucked up sentiment
don’t date anyone who tells you that
run away from them
Anonymous asked: wait. your face. wha- are you legal? hothothot
hi i’m beth and my talents include
making people feel bad
not caring when i make people feel bad
