period talk yo[[MORE]] looks like i’m a walking stereotype this month my thought process is like “i’m so fucking upset about everything my life is the worst i’m descending into a crushing despair” ”oh wait now i’m ecstatic and i am invincible yes i can take on the world” ”holy shit i NEED SEX RIGHT NOW more than i have ever needed anything...
dinaslappel replied to your post: help i just saw a GIANT cockroach and i tried to… messy room = cockroaches, sorry bitch please don’t even my room is actually super clean right now YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE
help i just saw a GIANT cockroach and i tried to kill it and it scurreid away under my desk and i can’t see it anymore but i cna hEAR IT OH GOD I CAN HEAR IT CRAWLING AROUND ON STUFF THIS IS SO NOT OKAY edit: I KILLED IT IT IS DEAD I HAVE TRIUMPHED OVER NATURE
Now I am quietly waiting for the catastrophe of my personality to seem beautiful...– Frank O’Hara (via loveyourchaos)
wow so i’m wearing only a ridiculously slutty pair of panties and a georgetown hoodie this is the most accurate representation of myself
OH GOD HELP I DON’T KNOW IF I’M MORE UPSET ABOUT SEEING THREE DOORS DOWN OR WOLF BLITZER
and i mean, at the end of the day, utterly nothing of importance is really going to be said at this convention, it’s not worth getting worked up about, whether you agree or disagree with what’s said these party conventions are designed to nominate a candidate who was chosen upon months ago, and to decided on a platform which was already solidified it’s an essentially worthless...
dismallysleepless replied to your post: well i don’t think the democratic party will… wow i think you’re the most politically rational person on this website right now. god thanks that means a lot i mean at the end of the day i take a liberal leaning on most issues (if only out of near necessity, because i’m young, female, not heterosexual and not grossly wealthy) but i’m...
well i don’t think the democratic party will necessarily “speak for me,” they have a lot of their own issues, you’re right but that’s not going to make me more sympathetic to the republicans? voting republican for me would be like moving to florida because i’m sick of the humidity in north carolina
…to be a follower of both Rand and Christ is not possible. The original...– The Fountainhead of Satanism (via azspot)
mom: happy last first day of school! awwww so grown up look at you me: i know you did something to my car (it rained last night)
waltkhadafi: ay yo who’s tryna validate my ego real quick by stating that they would hypothetically be down to lemme smash
somebody just kiss me okay i like kissing a lot
lindsey: i'm so traditional, like, i like to take notes on paper and i like taking tests in person and i don't like submitting asignments digitally. idk it just confuses me
me: oh yeah, definitely. you know what else i hate
lindsey: what beth
me: when those kids play on my lawn and have their darn rock music turned up all loud
themodernlifehasletmedown: robotbears: themodernlifehasletmedown: it’s weird how many girls have blogs which are a mix of ‘I want a cute relationship where we can arrange flowers and paint :3’ and gifs of a girl getting fucked in the ass by a black guy is that supposed to imply that you can’t paint and/or arrange flowers with the same person who fucks you in the ass even if that person is...
not even talking about sex necessarily you’re missing out on chatting with your SO about how cute other people are or how you like them or how you’re trying to make a move on them you’re missing out on being able to have the best of both worlds all the time i get to flirt with anyone and have all that fun tension with anyone but at the same time i have the security and comfort...
attention monogamous people you are missing out on so much fun
richwhitelesbian: my interests include [wicked guitar shredding] and [sound of a gun being shot at terrorists]
themodernlifehasletmedown: it’s weird how many girls have blogs which are a mix of ‘I want a cute relationship where we can arrange flowers and paint :3’ and gifs of a girl getting fucked in the ass by a black guy is that supposed to imply that you can’t paint and/or arrange flowers with the same person who fucks you in the ass even if that person is black
typha: if you’re sad please look at this cute baby quail wow what a cutie
badcgijosh: Neil Armstrong led a really eventful life after the moon landing too. He got married twice. He taught at the University of Cincinnati for a while. He lost the tip of his finger when his wedding ring got caught in a grain truck, then calmly found it, put it on ice, and successfully had it reattached. He threatened to a sue a barber who sold his hair unless the barber agreed to donate...
itgoesonandon replied to your post: Random question, because you’re the smartest person I follow: What do you think the US government should do about the situation in Syria, and do you think Obama/Clinton are avoiding action because its so close to elections? really well written, Beth! toastinthewater replied to your post: Random question, because you’re the smartest person I follow: What do you...
Anonymous asked: wow is all i can say after reading your opinion on syria/us. although i dont agree on all points, im blwon away by your summarizing skills haha. whenever ppl ask my opinion i tend to type way too much, then delete half of it and then just type a really confusing answer. anyway, where do you get your information on current politics. i feel like there's way to much to read b/c each news outlet...
thesuttonproject asked: Random question, because you're the smartest person I follow: What do you think the US government should do about the situation in Syria, and do you think Obama/Clinton are avoiding action because its so close to elections?
deathtowatermelons replied to your post: god so much bad fucking news today there were… a subway conductor saved a kitten that was stuck in a bag of sun chips on the subway tracks today. mumblymellifluous replied to your post: somebody please tell me about something nice People are working on artificial intelligence and computers and things and it’s going to be really interesting asking...
somebody please tell me about something nice
god so much bad fucking news today there were about a hundred and eighty civilians killed in syria with about two dozen children plus the shootings at the empire state building and in chicago last night and i turned on the news and fucking CNN is just reporting some bullshit about how mitt romney was in a car accident that made him believe in jesus christ even more and how his wife has ms...
somebody fuckin cuddle me god dammit