i am not going to sleep tonight :)
tbh can’t BELIEVE no one yells at me when I wear these shorts to school
i mean ik the dress code is fucked up patriarchal bullshit sometimes but DAMN
i have collapsed on the floor beneath the weight of all of the things i dont want to do
this world has defeated me. i begin the transformation into my final form as a mere pile of hair. i must ascend on from thsi reality, goodbye friends i am gone
let’s everyone appreciate my legs
have i ever posted pics of how i look in a suit because damn i look cute as heck
yeah also i don’t REALLY know how to tie a tie but lbh is that really what’s on anyone’s mind
working on the night cheese doing a latin translation playing the best ever death metal band whispering “hail satan” when my mom comes in and tells me to go to bed becasue i have school at 7am as IF thIS WEre NEW INFo
this is the nightly routine this is my life
i tried some homemade skin scrub thing and now my legs are really soft and pretty and smell nice but they sting a lot and i’m uncomfortable so I GUess the PaTRiarchy WINS THIS ROUND
me @ life
fuck high school :) :) :)
three things to take away from this pic
1. i am competent at dressing myself
2. this wallpaper is crazy
3. if you pay me to take care of your house i am going to use your mirrors for selfies
this is a genuinely comfortable position that i assume naturally
got my preppy but disheveled game on lock
selfie culture feat. ross
here it’s sunday morning and i haven’t showered i hope you animals are happy
